EPISODE 100 – Live centenary extravaganza at the iTunes Festival!
Fanfares please, readers! For against all odds (given that we expected to be fully estranged WAY before completing the century), Answer Me This! has hit 100. Right in the face. Wallop! Of course we...
View ArticleEPISODE 140 – ratemyparents.com
Here it is folks, the final Answer Me This! of the second quarter – Episode 140: Download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_140.mp3 As we clear out our desks for the break, we give the following topics an...
View ArticleEPISODE 141 – classic Napoleon syndrome
Hello again! Dry those tears, untie those yellow ribbons round the ole oak trees, because we are, as promised a month ago, BACK. We’ve had a lovely sort-of-holiday (which you can find out more about...
View ArticleEPISODE 149 – Bazooka Joe
At last, the special guestisode featuring Ian Collins off TalkSPORT has arrived! In it we find out a great deal about the great man: his life in pencils, his close relationship with the Home Office,...
View ArticleEPISODE 150 – who wouldn’t rather wee into a dinosaur’s mouth?
Rejoice! We’ve at last reached not-especially-impressive-numerical-landmark-when-you-think-about-it Episode 150: Download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_150.mp3 And duly we celebrate this...
View ArticleEPISODE 155 – boobs, wounds and guns
Team AMT! We are delighted to announce that our book is out TODAY. As is, similarly delightfully, Answer Me This! Episode 155: Download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_155.mp3 This week we mention such things...
View ArticleEPISODE 160 – everything in the 70s was brown
Creeeeeak! What’s behind today’s advent calendar door? Is it a lovely picture of a robin? A verse of the nativity story? A little chocolate that tastes of solidified moisturiser? Let’s see……ooh, what a...
View ArticleEPISODE 170 – Operation Viking Snatch
Hello chums, Round here, we thought there’s no way the opening ceremony of next year’s London Olympics could be anything but a damp squib. Given our Glorious Nation’s inherent shyness, we assumed we’d...
View ArticleEPISODE 173 – drunk in charge of a horse
Dear listeners, Thankyou for waiting patiently for Answer Me This! Episode 173 while Olly disports himself on a spa break. You’ll be pleased to know he is now fully refreshed, like a man half his age,...
View ArticleEPISODE 196 – cake day
You guys are probably already camping on the pavement outside the cinema waiting for Twilight IVa: They Finally Boff. However, if you have a little room left for things other than Bella’n'Edward, allow...
View ArticleEPISODE 198 – bring your wanking into the private sector
Dear listeners, Brush your teeth extra-assiduously before bed tonight, because Answer Me This! Episode 198 is super-chocolatey. We learn about literal death by chocolate (not carob, as if!), wonder at...
View ArticleEPISODE 199 – putting drugs into kids’ songs since 2001
Happy Advent, Team AMT! Let’s open the first door of our advent calendar……..oh. It’s a bloody Robin Redbreast, like it is every bloody year. Better luck tomorrow, eh? At least there is the consolation...
View ArticleEPISODE 217 – you don’t see Batman with sunburn
Hello listeners, This week, we face a big, big question: should Singin’ In The Rain be BANNED, for flouting the hosepipe ban as the rest of southern England shrivels under drought conditions? Start...
View ArticleEPISODE 220 – I’m with the Tithead party
As AMT devotees, you know that we don’t shy away from the most serious questions the human mind can concoct. Remember AMT198 last year, when we boldly tackled “What makes a pie a pie?” Today, in Answer...
View Articlehow to keep a dog out of your flaps
•••THE ANSWER ME THIS! SPORTS DAY IS OUT NOW••• A canine question now from Stevie from Edinburgh: I have a fantastic dog called Shaun. He is great company, comes out with me to work, goes to the pub...
View ArticleEPISODE 231 – I know your secret
Hello listeners, What we learn this week is that you people are not very good at sharing. Sharing milk. Sharing beds. Sharing in the joy of an imminent birth. But by all means share in the joy of...
View ArticleEPISODE 232 – all sorts of vagina shapes
Hello! Holed up in the Holiday Inn in Salford Quays, we contemplated holding a Bed-In for Peace. But then we realised that if we did, the already oversubscribed lifts would become clogged up with press...
View ArticleEPISODE 234 – greasy drips
Hello listeners, With just days to go until Hallowe’en, many of you have been writing to ask what costume you should opt for. Here’s our one-size-fits-all solution: 1. Wrap yourself in a duvet; 2. Go...
View ArticleEPISODE 235 – good British pizza
YES. There are still a few days left till the polls, so America, put all your support behind one AMTfan’s campaign to get Helen’s mum to be your president. Also, everybody everywhere, listen to Answer...
View ArticleEPISODE 247 – farcically flaccid
FEAST YOUR EYES. What a surprise the publishers of our book decided not to use this picture! Granted, their usual style of authorial portrait is usually a little more contemplative, a tad more...
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